VISIT BRADENS ALMOST DAILY NEWSCAST! THIS IS HIS MOST RECENT ARTICLE!
(chuck) here is braden! so braden, why did you want to make this newscast an editorial? (Braden) well chuck, i have just decided to make this newscast an also editorial! and or first blog we will rate is "the blog of wisdom"! (chuck) the blog of wisdom? (Braden) that's right chuck. mike has been advertising a ton on the blogs lately for it. and im getting so sick of it, that i decided to rate it! one of my reporters (noah b.) has just been to the site and noticed quite a few things. (chuck) what were those things? (Braden) well, in smaller words, "if you can't understand this blog cause you are stupid, then leave! (chuck) oh my! that is terrible! (Braden) i know. *crys* its so sad! anyway, noah also noticed that the only comments on the blog of wisdom was when i was advertising for this newscast! (chuck) that isnt a very good blog i guess then. what would you rate it from one to ten? (Braden) I would give it a two. the only thing good about it is that mike has no games and all "wise proverbs" and it makes no noise! another thing my reporter noticed that mike has 70 profiles views! (i have over 100) (chuck) so what would you like to say before we log off? (Braden) the blog of wisdom-BAD! and next time, me and my reporter are going to find out who "phantom fire" and the "phantom of the blog" are! so tune in next time, for... BRADEN'S ALMOST DAILY NEWSCAST! THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!
COME AND VISIT BRADENS ALMOST DAILY NEWSCAST! THIS IS THE MOST RECENT ARTICLE!!!!!!!!!!
(chuck) here is braden bisping! with his action newcast across the blogs. so braden, why did you want to make this newscast EXTRA special? (Braden) well chuck, as you have all seen and heard, (not you aunt cindy) the "phantom of the blog" and "phantom fire" have both plotted against blog owners. we know that they like to copy and paste entire pages so that it would be harder to scroll down. they also made fun of our viewers. (chuck) why would a person do such a thing? (Braden) well chuck, that question, my reporter (noah b) could not find out. but he we do know that he gave quizes on music. so he must have had to be familiar with music. we also found out this: phantom fire said... I have know captured this blog to
THE PHANTOM SPELLED NOW (KNOW) AND TOO (TO) WRONG. THIS CONCLUDES HE HAS PROBLEMS SPELLING!
(chuck) so what does that prove braden? (braden) im glad u asked chuck. me and my reporter know who is a good speller, and who isnt a good speller. i, myself, came up with these guesses:
Grant: computer wiz. smart enough to think of that. shy. my thought is that he did not want to show himself to the blog. so he made up a name and started torturing people for the fun of it.
Jake: Brother of Mike. youtube wiz. Mario wiz. smart enough to figure out a way to aggrivate people for aggrivating him.
Mike: Brother of Jake. youtube wiz. mario wiz. smart enough to steal the idea from Jake. he could have wanted revege for people making fun of him after he forgot to add water to his noodles, exploding the container.
all of this info and we still havent a clue of who it is. well at least you dont. wait, im just getting info on mike! (chuck) what is it braden? (braden) note: i am just copying this from my reporter (noah b.) and i am putting in puctuation to make sure you understand it. this was a post on mikes blog
Be aware! wanted: phantom fire. Hey guys watch out! He's going around haunting your blogs and I need help finding out who he is. I found on Elijah's blog that he said the first person who finds out who he is, he'll show them his blog!
Reporter's Note: hmmm... pretty suspicious that he knows everything about the phantom fire isnt it? My top reporter also found this:
mike said... Hey noah. I have a confession Jake is not the phantom fire........I am sorry for lying.
REPORTER'S NOTE ALERT: HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS MATERIAL. HOW DOES MIKE KNOW THAT JAKE ISNT THE PHANTOM FIRE, THE ONLY WAY HE WOULD KNOW THAT WOULD BE IF HE WERE REALLY THE PHANTOM FIRE! And promptly after that, the phantom fire strikes again saying...
phantom fire said... OF COURSE HE ISN'T! Now, for the real shocker! mike said... Hey guys. I'm the real phantom fire.
And, ontop of all this evidence, my top reporter decided to snoop around a bit at school. He found out no one knew a thing about the phantom fire, not even Jake. So he asked Mike and he gave him a full confession that he was indeed the real phantom fire. With all that info, my reporter and I guess that Mike was so depressed, that he became the phantom of the blog. I would tell you all the evidence of the crime, but that would take too long. CASED CLOSED! MIKE IS GUILTY FOR ALL THESE CHARGES:
1: Vandilism. (Copying and pasting illegally without permission of blog owner.)
2. Annoyance. (Being annoying.)
3. False ID. (Not telling anyone your real name.)
(chuck)... wow. that was the best newscast ever! Nice job! (Braden) Thank you Chuck! Now this is me, Braden Bisping, signing out. Thank you! And Mike is the real, annoying, aggrivating, "phantom fire" and "phantom of the blog!"
(Chuck) Here is Noah B, with his action newcast across the blogs!" So Noah B., why are you doing this newscast? (Noah B.) Well, I suppose none of you (besides Braden) have heard that I have just been hired as an assistant newscaster, so Braden thought that I had been slacking off, so he put me to the test. And by the way, this newscast will be an editorial informing you of Zack’s blog. I bet you all have seen his ads. (Chuck) Well, that’s quite an introduction, Noah. Why don’t you tell us the rest of the story? (Noah B.) I’d be delighted to. First, I will compile all the proof and data I have discovered while on the job, then get to the evaluations. (Chuck) Sounds good to me. (Noah B.) So, first off, the first thing you notice if you go on his blog would be that he spells everything wrong. He even has a post that says: If Noah B. ever comes here, tell him not to correct my spellings! And, of course, he spelled almost every word wrong in that sentence. The next thing you notice about his blog is that he hasn’t gotten on as of Thursday, October 23, 2008. Hey, Chuck, right now, what do you think of Zack’s blog? (Chuck) Well Noah, I think that his blog isn’t so bad, the daily Garfield comic strip is cool, and the only issue is that I will have to run everything he types through spell checker on my computer, and that would get pretty annoying after a while. (Noah B.) Well, Chuck, this is where things start to take a turn for the worst. So, here’s the scenario. You’re looking at his blog, and suddenly, you see a huge post in front of you that looks like it is spelled by a first grader about Larry and his “life” which consists of arson, fire, smart babies, and a rebel king of Sabob. Also, when you check Zack’s profile, you will find that he believes that his name is Larry, he can do kung-fu, his last name is shishkabob, and he lives in a really big shoe. (Chuck) That’s horrible! (Noah B.) Just wait Chuck, it gets worse. (Chuck) Oh, NO! (Noah B.) As I was saying, on his complaints post, I made a valid complaint that would make peoples lives better because they didn’t have to keep doing spell checker on their computers. Plus, I’m just doing my job as a concerned citizen and trying to help. So, I complained that he spelled everything wrong. His response was that he’d like to complain that my breath smells bad. (Chuck) *gasp* (Noah B.) WHAT!!??!?! That is just plain rude. And he didn’t even say just kidding afterwards or anything. (Chuck) What a bad influence. (Noah B.) I know! He also influence Noah K. and he also said that my breath smelled bad! So, all in all, I believe Zack’s blog should get a rating of 2 and a half out of 10 because he disses people, likes the patriots, spells stuff wrong and has no common respect for anyone. And his Larry story is just plain weird. That is all I have to say for now. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING BRADEN'S ALMOST DAILY NEWSCAST AND ZACK'S BLOG STINKS AND GOOD NIGHT! This is Noah Blunier, investigative reporter for Braden’s studly blogs, signing out.
6 comments:
boring
hey check out bradens blog at
www.placetob13.blogspot.com
I have know captured this blog to
hey i have an idea
lets all shun the phantom of fire!
wherever you go, copy and paste this on every blog. are you with me? (by the way phantom of fire, try harder)
VISIT BRADENS ALMOST DAILY NEWSCAST! THIS IS HIS MOST RECENT ARTICLE!
(chuck) here is braden! so braden, why did you want to make this newscast an editorial? (Braden) well chuck, i have just decided to make this newscast an also editorial! and or first blog we will rate is "the blog of wisdom"! (chuck) the blog of wisdom? (Braden) that's right chuck. mike has been advertising a ton on the blogs lately for it. and im getting so sick of it, that i decided to rate it! one of my reporters (noah b.) has just been to the site and noticed quite a few things. (chuck) what were those things? (Braden) well, in smaller words, "if you can't understand this blog cause you are stupid, then leave! (chuck) oh my! that is terrible! (Braden) i know. *crys* its so sad! anyway, noah also noticed that the only comments on the blog of wisdom was when i was advertising for this newscast! (chuck) that isnt a very good blog i guess then. what would you rate it from one to ten? (Braden) I would give it a two. the only thing good about it is that mike has no games and all "wise proverbs" and it makes no noise! another thing my reporter noticed that mike has 70 profiles views! (i have over 100) (chuck) so what would you like to say before we log off? (Braden) the blog of wisdom-BAD! and next time, me and my reporter are going to find out who "phantom fire" and the "phantom of the blog" are! so tune in next time, for... BRADEN'S ALMOST DAILY NEWSCAST! THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!
COME AND VISIT BRADENS ALMOST DAILY NEWSCAST! THIS IS THE MOST RECENT ARTICLE!!!!!!!!!!
(chuck) here is braden bisping! with his action newcast across the blogs. so braden, why did you want to make this newscast EXTRA special? (Braden) well chuck, as you have all seen and heard, (not you aunt cindy) the "phantom of the blog" and "phantom fire" have both plotted against blog owners. we know that they like to copy and paste entire pages so that it would be harder to scroll down. they also made fun of our viewers. (chuck) why would a person do such a thing? (Braden) well chuck, that question, my reporter (noah b) could not find out. but he we do know that he gave quizes on music. so he must have had to be familiar with music. we also found out this: phantom fire said...
I have know captured this blog to
THE PHANTOM SPELLED NOW (KNOW) AND TOO (TO) WRONG. THIS CONCLUDES HE HAS PROBLEMS SPELLING!
(chuck) so what does that prove braden? (braden) im glad u asked chuck. me and my reporter know who is a good speller, and who isnt a good speller. i, myself, came up with these guesses:
Grant: computer wiz. smart enough to think of that. shy. my thought is that he did not want to show himself to the blog. so he made up a name and started torturing people for the fun of it.
Jake: Brother of Mike. youtube wiz. Mario wiz. smart enough to figure out a way to aggrivate people for aggrivating him.
Mike: Brother of Jake. youtube wiz. mario wiz. smart enough to steal the idea from Jake. he could have wanted revege for people making fun of him after he forgot to add water to his noodles, exploding the container.
all of this info and we still havent a clue of who it is. well at least you dont. wait, im just getting info on mike! (chuck) what is it braden? (braden) note: i am just copying this from my reporter (noah b.) and i am putting in puctuation to make sure you understand it.
this was a post on mikes blog
Be aware!
wanted: phantom fire. Hey guys watch out! He's going around haunting your blogs and I need help finding out who he is. I found on Elijah's blog that he said the first person who finds out who he is, he'll show them his blog!
Reporter's Note: hmmm... pretty suspicious that he knows everything about the phantom fire isnt it?
My top reporter also found this:
mike said...
Hey noah. I have a confession Jake is not the phantom fire........I am sorry for lying.
REPORTER'S NOTE ALERT: HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS MATERIAL. HOW DOES MIKE KNOW THAT JAKE ISNT THE PHANTOM FIRE, THE ONLY WAY HE WOULD KNOW THAT WOULD BE IF HE WERE REALLY THE PHANTOM FIRE!
And promptly after that, the phantom fire strikes again saying...
phantom fire said...
OF COURSE HE ISN'T!
Now, for the real shocker!
mike said...
Hey guys. I'm the real phantom fire.
And, ontop of all this evidence, my top reporter decided to snoop around a bit at school. He found out no one knew a thing about the phantom fire, not even Jake. So he asked Mike and he gave him a full confession that he was indeed the real phantom fire. With all that info, my reporter and I guess that Mike was so depressed, that he became the phantom of the blog. I would tell you all the evidence of the crime, but that would take too long.
CASED CLOSED! MIKE IS GUILTY FOR ALL THESE CHARGES:
1: Vandilism. (Copying and pasting illegally without permission of blog owner.)
2. Annoyance. (Being annoying.)
3. False ID. (Not telling anyone your real name.)
(chuck)... wow. that was the best newscast ever! Nice job! (Braden) Thank you Chuck! Now this is me, Braden Bisping, signing out. Thank you! And Mike is the real, annoying, aggrivating, "phantom fire" and "phantom of the blog!"
(Chuck) Here is Noah B, with his action newcast across the blogs!"
So Noah B., why are you doing this newscast?
(Noah B.) Well, I suppose none of you (besides Braden) have heard that I have just been hired as an assistant newscaster, so Braden thought that I had been slacking off, so he put me to the test. And by the way, this newscast will be an editorial informing you of Zack’s blog. I bet you all have seen his ads.
(Chuck) Well, that’s quite an introduction, Noah. Why don’t you tell us the rest of the story? (Noah B.) I’d be delighted to. First, I will compile all the proof and data I have discovered while on the job, then get to the evaluations. (Chuck) Sounds good to me. (Noah B.) So, first off, the first thing you notice if you go on his blog would be that he spells everything wrong. He even has a post that says: If Noah B. ever comes here, tell him not to correct my spellings! And, of course, he spelled almost every word wrong in that sentence. The next thing you notice about his blog is that he hasn’t gotten on as of Thursday, October 23, 2008. Hey, Chuck, right now, what do you think of Zack’s blog? (Chuck) Well Noah, I think that his blog isn’t so bad, the daily Garfield comic strip is cool, and the only issue is that I will have to run everything he types through spell checker on my computer, and that would get pretty annoying after a while. (Noah B.) Well, Chuck, this is where things start to take a turn for the worst. So, here’s the scenario. You’re looking at his blog, and suddenly, you see a huge post in front of you that looks like it is spelled by a first grader about Larry and his “life” which consists of arson, fire, smart babies, and a rebel king of Sabob. Also, when you check Zack’s profile, you will find that he believes that his name is Larry, he can do kung-fu, his last name is shishkabob, and he lives in a really big shoe. (Chuck) That’s horrible! (Noah B.) Just wait Chuck, it gets worse. (Chuck) Oh, NO! (Noah B.) As I was saying, on his complaints post, I made a valid complaint that would make peoples lives better because they didn’t have to keep doing spell checker on their computers. Plus, I’m just doing my job as a concerned citizen and trying to help. So, I complained that he spelled everything wrong. His response was that he’d like to complain that my breath smells bad. (Chuck) *gasp* (Noah B.) WHAT!!??!?! That is just plain rude. And he didn’t even say just kidding afterwards or anything. (Chuck) What a bad influence. (Noah B.) I know! He also influence Noah K. and he also said that my breath smelled bad! So, all in all, I believe Zack’s blog should get a rating of 2 and a half out of 10 because he disses people, likes the patriots, spells stuff wrong and has no common respect for anyone. And his Larry story is just plain weird. That is all I have to say for now. THANK YOU FOR WATCHING BRADEN'S ALMOST DAILY NEWSCAST AND ZACK'S BLOG STINKS AND GOOD NIGHT!
This is Noah Blunier, investigative reporter for Braden’s studly blogs, signing out.
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